Archive for January, 2009

How To Repel The Opposite Sex 

There is a war between the sexes. This war is based on a misunderstanding. The misunderstanding is this:
Women think that men think like women.
Men think that women think like men.
A woman does this:
Prepares a meal of food she likes - bitter, lean, salady, light, and expects her date to like it;
Borrows a romantic DVD, with [...]

Do You Want To Look Ten Years Younger? 

Do you want to look ten years younger?
Here are twelve beauty tips that are guaranteed to work, if you follow them *all*. There’s no point eating fresh fruit and vegetables, and then smoking like a chimney!
1. Moisturise.
This is a misnomer, you can’t actually put water in your skin. You can, however, oil it up (like [...]

How To Keep Fit And Stay Healthy 

Here are six tips that are guaranteed to work, if you follow them all religiously. There’s no point eating well, then taking drugs and staying out late!
1. Eat Wholesome Food.
Eat plenty of fruit, fish and vegetables, drink clean water. Depending on where you live, you may need the bottled stuff, or the tap water could [...]